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General Student
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7 years ago
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SOME SPICY QUOTES FOR MEDICOS
Some Really cool quotes for doctors everyone will enjoy...

Hi All,

i recently came across a number of quotes on doctors which really amused me. i am sharing it with you all; you are free to add your own response:

I got the bill for my surgery.  Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.  ~James H. Boren

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.  ~Francis O'Walsh

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.  ~Bill Walton

I wonder why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his prescription.  ~Finley Peter Dunne

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life!

~Emily Dickinson

It is a good thing for a physician to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles.  The first makes him appear to know more than he does, and the second gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf.  ~A. Benson Cannon

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment.  ~Author Unknown

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.  ~Author Unknown

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.  ~Voltaire

I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes.  ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the nineteenth century men lost their fear of God and acquired a fear of microbes.  ~Author Unknown

How was thay

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Homeopathy Student
India
6 years ago
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Re: SOME SPICY QUOTES FOR MEDICOS

hi how about these:

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.  ~Don Herold

I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.  ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

Medicine is the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence.  ~James Bryce, 1914

hope u like them


 

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General Student
India
6 years ago
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Re: SOME SPICY QUOTES FOR MEDICOS

great collection.

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