Some Really cool quotes for doctors everyone will enjoy...
i recently came across a number of quotes on doctors which really amused me. i am sharing it with you all; you are free to add your own response:
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. ~James H. Boren
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. ~Francis O'Walsh
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. ~Bill Walton
I wonder why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his prescription. ~Finley Peter Dunne
Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life!
It is a good thing for a physician to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. The first makes him appear to know more than he does, and the second gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. ~A. Benson Cannon
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. ~Author Unknown
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying. ~Author Unknown
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. ~Voltaire
I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
In the nineteenth century men lost their fear of God and acquired a fear of microbes. ~Author Unknown
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